This game has nothing to do with mountains. Or backslashes.

This is a stupid game I made on Twine.

Will you be a wizard attempting to sell hand lotion to a ravishing dinosaur?
Will you be a Roomba, plotting for the destruction of humanity?
Will you create a creature that was never meant to be seen by the eyes of man?
Will you become one with Film Noir?
Or will you be an angsty snail leaving hateful comments on YouTube videos?
All this and more is possible if you play the game!

This my first attempt at a game. I mostly just like telling stories, so I kinda suck at making things look nice (By the way, all art is made by me, in the most quality of programs: MS Paint). Lots of different choices though. Take your time exploring your options.


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Yeah there are a lot of spelling errors because twine doesn't/didn't have any kind of spellcheck and I wrote it completely in twine. Hope your experience wasn't too negatively affected!

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Sorry, that comment makes me sound like a jerk. The story was great!

Hey it's no problem! Thanks dude :)


dear god this was hilarious i loved it


10/10 thank you for the journey